Coming to you live, from our studio in Tucson, Arizona, it's-a my blog! Okay, it's not so much a studio as it is my friend Chris's brother Jamie's computer. Okay, it's not at all a studio. Shut up. No one asked you.
Anyways, this is my last day in Tucson. Why am I in Tucson, you ask? Let me backtrack a little bit. When last I posted, I was still in Denali, AK. Chris and I left on the 18th and headed down the Alcan Highway from Alaska to Canada. Canada was quite a bit more disappointing than when we came up this past spring. Then, the sun was
shining, we didn't know at all what awaited us in the great unknown last frontier, Canadian girls were very attractive, and gas prices only twitched the corners of your mouth down a smidge. This time, we didn't see a single female road construction stop/slow sign holder under the age of 50, gas prices had risen to the level of outright rape at over $4 a gallon (that's after you convert liters to gallons, Canadian dollars to American dollars, and my full wallet into an empty wallet), and we knew exactly what was in front of us: going back home. Don't get me wrong. There's no place like home, as they say. But home is not what it once was after being in Berlin and then Alaska. Less luster, less shine. Who knows? Maybe doors will open in the world around me and in myself enough that living there will be as exciting as anywhere else. Anyways, back to my story of our trip back to da states. We decided to be as parsimonious as, well, as people who were very parsimonious. We couldn't get around the gas prices, and we probably filled up 3 times a day. As far as lodging, we decided to camp every night we could. I paid for pretty much all the campsites in Canada, as I had the foresight to stash away some Canuck bucks over the summer. We got a lot of guests in the gift shop who had just been in Canada, and wanted to pay with that colored Monopoly money they use there. I would trade that money out with my own throughout the summer. I had about $100 Canadian (roughly $75-80 American) when we left Alaska, and I think I have maybe $10 left now. It was good to have the old paper money, because many campsites are based on trust, especially when they're in parks. We would usually arrive after dark, and thus after the offices had closed, so we would have to self-register for the campsites. They trust you to just leave the money in the envelope. Nobody monitors or enforces it, so it's sometimes hard to make yourself cough up the dough. We did, though. I got some good use out of my sleeping bag and pad, finally; I didn't use them much in Alaska. In fact, others used them more than I did. I loaned out the thermal sleeping pad (a pad that goes under your bag to keep the ground from sapping all the heat out of you and your bag, and also provides some comfort between you and rocky ground) a bunch to a coupla people, and a girl named Jillian used my bag for about 3 weeks after her heater stopped working. Anyways, it was often frustrating to try to camp in Canada. Once, we were trying to get to Willow Lake campground. It was about 16 km from the main roadway, and once we got there, we realized that major construction work was going on there, and the place was completely closed. We tore at our hair in frustration, and went on to another place. The states are a little better for finding campgrounds. In the West, there are state and national parks everydangwhere. We came down through Montana, and stopped in Helena to visit the opening of a new native American history display. Admission was free, and we got to feel really embarrassed and downright utterly
ashamed of our American ancestry in an air-conditioned setting.
We went from Montana to Idaho. The small part, on the east side of the state. We left the main road to head over to Preston, the town where the film Napoleon Dynamite was filmed. Unfortunately, it was very late when we got there, and we didn't recognize anything at all. That is, until we were leaving the town. South of Preston is La Tienda, the convenience store seen in one of the deleted scenes of the movie. We turned around, went in, and asked whether it was "the place". It was, and in fact, there were places back in town that had maps of the filming locations. We made as much of a night of it as we could. We saw the thrift store, Pedro's house, Rex and Starla's house, the bowling alley, the high school, and the Rex Kwan Do building. It was pretty cool. Okay, okay, I give, it was flippin' sweet! I guess.
Utah was alright. Apparently the state has its own Mormon film industry. We thought about going to see "Mobsters and Mormons" in the theater, but didn't take time out to do so. We did go to Zion national park, though. It was beautiful, though nothing spectacular sticks out in my mind about it. We went from there to Nevada, and from there we headed on to the old AZ. We spent a couple of nights at the Grand Canyon, and one of those was actually in the canyon. Yes, we hiked about 8 miles down (and back up!) within the span of a day and a half. I usually don't take medications, but let me tell you, I'm glad I took a couple of Aleve before the last 5 miles going back up the second day. It was awesome being down in the canyon, if you could stand the smell of mule urine and scat along the trail. It was amazing how much plant and animal life there is in the canyon. You usually just see the pictures and assume it's just all colorful rocks. Much, much more.
Then, we finally arrived, after our ten-day journey, in Tucson, Arizona, to stay with Chris's brother for a few days. We saw the University of Arizona, watched the Corpse Bride (good, very good, methinks), went to the Desert Museum, saw some
Javelinas, ate at a nice Italian restaurant, ate some Krispy Kreme doughnuts, watched a few episodes of The Office and some MST3k, hung out a few bookstores. Actually, at a huge used bookstore here, I saw (and held in my own geeky little hands) for the first time actual Firesign Theatre albums on vinyl. Joy!
Hey, speaking of things that could potentially make me happy, I would love for the old TV show Police Squad (the forerunner to the Naked Gun movies) to come out on DVD. Why don't you shoot y'self on over to
Amazon.com and put yer e-mail address in the "E-mail me when available" box. Shoot, they'll only ever send you a couple, maybe three e-mails at the most about it, and every e-mail address is a vote for the show to be put on DVD someday. C'mon, do it for your old pal Casey. He'd do the same for you, except your taste in television programming is probably much, much better.
Anyways, that was my trip, for the most part. I'm sure I've bored you enough by now. Hey, tell you what: I'll try to have more regular,
shorter posts in the future, now that I'll have the internet ready at my quivering fingertips. Okay, that sounded almost a bit gross.
Okay, bye.